The Beauty of Metatags

It has been brought to my attention that when one does a Google search for yours truly, that a site displaying men's shorts for M&S comes up (Marks & Spencer that is, not an inverted 'Masochism and Sadism' club) I believe this is due to metatags involving short poetry. While I do often wear men's shorts, I don't really wear men's shorts, or other clothes for that matter, from M&S. I will recommend their regional pappardelle though and they do have a commendable selection of cheeses. But owing to the bizarre connection of the two, M&S shorts and my short poetry, what is one to assume other than that sometimes the internet wears its ass on its head.